It was so bad, but I laughed so hard at this…
i’m crying so hard
(Source: vampiire-barbie, via paulwesleyisgod)
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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
(Source: hemsworthss, via ohmellark)
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(Source: moonlight-dream, via stelenaobsession)
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
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